{"product_id":"office-udder","title":"Office Udder","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe know what you’re thinking… A workplace fidget toy that’s shaped like a miniature cow boob – that’s gonna land you in HR quicker than you can say suspended without pay!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut hold your horses (or cows?). This squishy stress management toy goes under your desk and under the radar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe silicone suction cup ensures the Office Udder stays solid no matter what you put it through. A tug, a pull, a squeeze – this sucker ain’t going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo next time your boss is milking you for a deadline, reach out and let the satisfyingly squeezable silicone ease your executive stress. No one will ever know\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\nMore Info\u003cbr\u003e\nA discreet fidget toy for dignified stress relief\u003cbr\u003e\nTug, pull, and squeeze without your boss knowing\u003cbr\u003e\nThe stress management toy for the busy exec\u003cbr\u003e\nMilk your way to Employee of the Month!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bubblegum Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57557196505463,"sku":"1022598","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0921\/0128\/0119\/files\/OfficeUdders-Packaging-08OCT24.webp?v=1791979132","url":"https:\/\/www.starlings.co.uk\/products\/office-udder","provider":"Starlings Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}